From Doggerels for Deplorables by DM Charette, with inspiration from Marginal Revolution.
Hope III: Complementary Mating
I can hear how you declare the error
with unequal shares in wealth
it comes from greed
the rich enjoyed themselves at the expense of the poor.
But if you go through the white papers [7,8]you will notice another feature
if you get married in your class
widening the income gap.
Now let me call you all
who declared themselves free
looking at the big picture
when deciding your future:
Search outside your job
asked one cashier
skip the grad event
hit the bar next to the plant
don’t ask about film noir
learn to spot a muscle car
go through that back trip
plant them in your pants.
Thus reducing income inequality
you will marry someone you don’t think about
but since you are not a hypocrite
I’m sure you’ll be fine with it.
Addendum: Here I am with various matings in the economic field and here are many more.
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